I believe humanity is inflicted with the neurosis of insignificant differences, which gives us significant problems.

Most of life is a placebo.

Let’s test the brain drain theory from AIG and Wall Street; let em all go and let’s see if the world collapses.

In the end, entropy wins; so the trick is to forestall the end.

I fought the _EX-08.exe virus and it won; unprotected browsing is like unprotected sex, both eventually require professional attention.

To be, or not to be: that is the question: Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford.

The entire life cycle of fruit flies from egg to adult can be completed in about a week; I’ve been involuntarily observing them.

I swore I would never wear socks with my Teva Dozers; but it’s getting cold outside; oh the price we pay for trying to be cool.

I was in the semi-sensitive side of the US Marine Corps; I was a helicopter pilot. I could feel the pain, but at a distance.

Why do women like to name things?